How to Piss Off a Big Doggie

On the first day my new mommy brought me home, she took me to a BBQ. There, I met my first dog friend, Rex. He is a 12 years old German Shepherd. I was intimidated at first, and then I got comfy…and then I think I pissed him off a little. Opps!

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* Photos by Chester Y.

How to piss off a dog bigger than you (refer to pictures):
Step 1: You smell them!
Step 2: You then peck them!
Step 3: Then you lick them especially on their noses because they’re wet!
Step 4: Lastly, when you get scared, you give them the saddest puppy face and say sorry!